[entries of confusion]
"so new its still a little wet inside" — Natalie Dee
start your morning with your face all numb like Scarface
the future is now people
I used to love to read to my daughter … when she liked short books like “Goodnight Moon" or "Hop on Pop"… now’s she’s all into "Big Dumb Animal Takes a Walk and Points Out Every Damn Thing Along the Way”
Keep it positive today! Or I will find you. And end you.
TV is like the internet…
“you cant give em high fives or theyll do it too much and never learn to cuss elegantly”